GQ Magazine is out with its list of "people so uninspiring that we should round them all up and stick them on an iceberg." Some of the more well-known people on the list:
Billy Crystal: "It's a measure of how irrelevant the Oscars have become that Eddie Murphy could back out of the gig and producers thought that bringing in an even more washed-up comic would somehow rejuvenate the ceremony."
Guy Fieri: "This year the white-trash fusion chef opened his flagship
Jerry Sandusky's Lawyer: "I know! I'll have my client go on national TV prior to his trial to be grilled by Bob Costas so we can all witness him declare, 'I enjoy young people.'"
Michelle Obama: "She even wrote a book about growing her own vegetables, which many people bought as a passive-aggressive way of telling someone they're fat."
Gotye: "You make Alanis Morissette sound like Slayer. You are rock's genocide."
Madonna: "That cheerleading outfit isn't making you look any younger, Madge."
Amanda Bynes: "Bynes spent all of 2012 avoiding acting gigs and trying desperately to run over your dog."
Mitt Romney: "The only successful thing he did this year was embody every black stand-up comedian's impression of a white person."
